Saturday, September 20, 2014

amuseoffyre:

jean-luc-gohard:

parskis:

I honestly can’t believe this right now. I was complaining to my bf about some Kotex tampons I had used, going on a bit of a rant about how bad they were, and on a whim I decided to go to the website and leave a review so other people who might get them would know better.
I’ve never written a tampon review in my life (it’s not something I ever anticipated doing) so I had a little fun getting very passionate about my thoughts, and then went to submit…. Only to receive the words: ‘Your review text contains inappropriate language.’ I was confused at first, I mean I was pretty emphatic, but I didn’t cuss at all… and then I realized: I had typed the word ‘vagina.’ 

You can’t type the word ‘vagina’ on a TAMPON review because it’s considered inappropriate.

KOTEX, a company that makes OVER A BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR primarily selling products to people with vaginas, thinks that someone typing the word “VAGINA” in a review of a product that goes IN THEIR VAGINA is being inappropriate and needs to be censored.

I retyped “v*gina” with an asterisk like it was a swear word, submitted and it went to preview mode with no problem. But I’m still kind of in shock… Honestly, what is wrong with Kotex that they think they need to protect tampon users from the word ‘vagina’?

If you didn’t think our society’s fear of the vagina was absurd, here you go. It’s cartoonish.

Where are we meant to put them? Does the box say “Insert into your Hoohoo”?

nishinoyaswag:

Colton Haynes for VMAN by Nicola Formichetti [x]

drunktuesdaze:

mytumbhurts:

omfg
a porno in which Thomas has to fuck his way through the maze to solve it
what have you done

GOD YES.  Thomas can wake up in the elevator, all bambi-eyed and frightened, and all the boys are like WE TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER IN THE GLADE but what they really mean are furtive, fumbling handjobs, sharing hammocks, gasping into each other’s necks.  
YOU’VE BEEN HERE THREE YEARS, HAVEN’T YOU EVER TRIED ANYTHING ELSE? Thomas screams, but he doesn’t mean they need to go chase gross alien fetuses with spider legs through some loading docks for endless fucking scenes that are really badly lit and make no sense.  Instead he just means maybe they could use some salve on each other, get a little loose, get a little handsy, get some buttstuff going, yeah that’s the ticket—
YOU RUINED EVERYTHING Gally shrieks, flipping his lid.  WHEN IT WAS JUST A FRIENDLY HANDIE BETWEEN PALS, EVERYTHING WAS FINE.  NOW EVERYONE’S DOING THINGS TO EACH OTHER’S BUTTS AND IT’S GOTTEN ALL WEIRD AND STUFF.  WHAT THE HELL.  
You were put there to save the universe, Patricia Clarkson says.  There was a bunch of dystopian future stuff that was real depressing, and we needed you to show us the way, the butt stuff way.  Fuck your way across the world, Thomas.  Save us.
MAZE RUNNER: THE D

drunktuesdaze:

mytumbhurts:

omfg

a porno in which Thomas has to fuck his way through the maze to solve it

what have you done

GOD YES.  Thomas can wake up in the elevator, all bambi-eyed and frightened, and all the boys are like WE TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER IN THE GLADE but what they really mean are furtive, fumbling handjobs, sharing hammocks, gasping into each other’s necks.  

YOU’VE BEEN HERE THREE YEARS, HAVEN’T YOU EVER TRIED ANYTHING ELSE? Thomas screams, but he doesn’t mean they need to go chase gross alien fetuses with spider legs through some loading docks for endless fucking scenes that are really badly lit and make no sense.  Instead he just means maybe they could use some salve on each other, get a little loose, get a little handsy, get some buttstuff going, yeah that’s the ticket—

YOU RUINED EVERYTHING Gally shrieks, flipping his lid.  WHEN IT WAS JUST A FRIENDLY HANDIE BETWEEN PALS, EVERYTHING WAS FINE.  NOW EVERYONE’S DOING THINGS TO EACH OTHER’S BUTTS AND IT’S GOTTEN ALL WEIRD AND STUFF.  WHAT THE HELL.  

You were put there to save the universe, Patricia Clarkson says.  There was a bunch of dystopian future stuff that was real depressing, and we needed you to show us the way, the butt stuff way.  Fuck your way across the world, Thomas.  Save us.

MAZE RUNNER: THE D

doodleigh:

Prison!Loki is giving Thor a piece of his mind. 

image

(Source: onlyleigh)

artbypep:

This was my halloween costume last year, and few pics of the creation process. Handmade antlers, hooves, etc, and a hand dyed wig. The wig used to be the shade of the bottle I’m holding up in the last picture and was dyed using a combination of permanent inks and synthetic fabric dyes. 

(Source: jordanparirsh)

kurome-yatsufusa:

altairyourhairoutbitch:

do you ever have a notp that you antiship so hard that you actually get nauseous when people mention it

https://31.media.tumblr.com/0cd20d0df4c9851b64e3c766b8af993a/tumblr_inline_n1z9u5FXQc1rssn1f.gif

roncheg:

I.DON’T.EVEN.
After The Storm by Mumford & Sons on Grooveshark
i’m such a sap, it’s disgusting((

roncheg:

I.DON’T.EVEN.

After The Storm by Mumford & Sons on Grooveshark

i’m such a sap, it’s disgusting((

riddle-my-hiddles:

8bit-ghost:

We’re all born with scars. From the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, and we all share that same mark.

Bellybuttons.

if anyone wants me to explain what an ‘anticlimax’ is, i’ll show them this text post

(Source: luc-ienn)

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website


OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.

The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

(Source: deadlyart)

sterekmeta:

khankrazy:

Still don’t know whether he’s undeniably cute or sexy in that shirt…

Answer: YES!

(Source: dailyderekhale)

igotlostinslashland:

Today I got my first pay check and I needed to celebrate with a Sterek kiss ( ^▽^)