Sunday, April 20, 2014
crazysexyfierce:

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

This! There is a HUGE difference between a genuine compliment and the shit idiots say to you in the street.

crazysexyfierce:

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

This! There is a HUGE difference between a genuine compliment and the shit idiots say to you in the street.

dimensionsinprobability:

DUM-E tries to make friends with the new robot arm, doesn’t realize there’s a person attached to it

dimensionsinprobability:

DUM-E tries to make friends with the new robot arm, doesn’t realize there’s a person attached to it

derekhaie:

no homo by remainnameless

Stiles’ sophomore year starts something like this:
3 FourLokos + 1 peer-pressuring cat - 1 best bro to end all best bros
= 1 Craigslist ad headline that reads “str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic”.
Derek is the fool who replies.

(Source: arden-cho)

kellanium-on-walrus-detail:

visambros:

Have any of you heard

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of subculture practised in

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Botswana, Africa?

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It’s a heavy metal subculture

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that some describe as

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"Cowboy Metalheads"

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And

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they

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look

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so

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awesome!

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(I found out about them because of this cracked article)

This shit is awesome.

You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)

(Source: fwips)

fucklinski:

unimpressed hales

teamsciles:

Inspired by stilesanderek’s 12 days of sterek kink fics I decided to make my own :) Let’s rejoice in all the kinks! Please remember to always read tags and warnings on the fics themselves! Other than that: enjoy! ♥
12 knotting fics:
Make a Sentence
Eat, Knot, Love
To have and to hold
A Good Thing
Theia Mania
Mix and Match
Biology Is Not Power
What’s Ours is Ours
Knot the Average Alpha
Call Boys Need Love Too
Surprise
Free Consultation
11 bdsm fics:
Against Me
Please
Love in Reverence and Worship
Submission
Things We Know, Unsaid
Blushing Pretty
Jump then Fall
Not What I Had in Mind
Blackout
Corporal Punishment
Crossing the Rubicon
10 sex toys fics:
Feels Like Fire In My Veins
In Name Only
One Hale of a Review
Control
Collared
Help me get in touch (with what I feel)
The Night Is All We Have
All I Know Is Touch and Go
Right Hand Green
As Red As Your Eyes
9 public sex fics:
Treats
Cant get enough
Use Your Words
Going Down
Human After All
Wish That I Could Just Be Brave
Turn Me On
And Now For Something Completely Different
Good Boy
8 size kink/cock worship fics:
I Wanna Take a Ride On Your
Lilliputian
Bigger, longer and uncut
Just a Little Look
Check
Fascination
Easy Rider
Size matters
7 pseudo/step/twin/self(sex with doppelganger) incest fics:
Through Darkness There is Love
The Storm Made Bliss
Nourish the Hunger
You + Me (let’s do it like they do)
A soul fractured to the bone (searching for someone who can make you whole)
The Love of His Brother
Rapture, sweet rapture (won’t you put your hands on me)
6 threesomes, moresomes, orgies fics:
Mating Practices of the Beacon Hills Pack
Two Against One
Own Me
A Lame Pun About Cats
Too Much, Not Enough
Likes, Dislikes, and Necessities
5 Lesbian!sterek/girl!stiles fics:
Knot human
Humans Are So Strange About Blood
Break Me In
You’re All I Taste
My honest reaction (i can’t stop this attraction)
4 mpreg fics:
Knocked up and Alpha
You Have To Feel Alive
The Well of Living Waters
Grace
3 somnophilia fics:
Lullaby
Dream a Little Dream
Sunday Mornings
2 Lactation kink fics: (no mpreg)
#omegaproblems
Make something good
1 chubby!kink fic:
A Study in (Chubby) Kink

teamsciles:

Inspired by stilesanderek’s 12 days of sterek kink fics I decided to make my own :) Let’s rejoice in all the kinks! Please remember to always read tags and warnings on the fics themselves! Other than that: enjoy! ♥

12 knotting fics:

  1. Make a Sentence
  2. Eat, Knot, Love
  3. To have and to hold
  4. A Good Thing
  5. Theia Mania
  6. Mix and Match
  7. Biology Is Not Power
  8. What’s Ours is Ours
  9. Knot the Average Alpha
  10. Call Boys Need Love Too
  11. Surprise
  12. Free Consultation

11 bdsm fics:

  1. Against Me
  2. Please
  3. Love in Reverence and Worship
  4. Submission
  5. Things We Know, Unsaid
  6. Blushing Pretty
  7. Jump then Fall
  8. Not What I Had in Mind
  9. Blackout
  10. Corporal Punishment
  11. Crossing the Rubicon

10 sex toys fics:

  1. Feels Like Fire In My Veins
  2. In Name Only
  3. One Hale of a Review
  4. Control
  5. Collared
  6. Help me get in touch (with what I feel)
  7. The Night Is All We Have
  8. All I Know Is Touch and Go
  9. Right Hand Green
  10. As Red As Your Eyes

9 public sex fics:

  1. Treats
  2. Cant get enough
  3. Use Your Words
  4. Going Down
  5. Human After All
  6. Wish That I Could Just Be Brave
  7. Turn Me On
  8. And Now For Something Completely Different
  9. Good Boy

8 size kink/cock worship fics:

  1. I Wanna Take a Ride On Your
  2. Lilliputian
  3. Bigger, longer and uncut
  4. Just a Little Look
  5. Check
  6. Fascination
  7. Easy Rider
  8. Size matters

7 pseudo/step/twin/self(sex with doppelganger) incest fics:

  1. Through Darkness There is Love
  2. The Storm Made Bliss
  3. Nourish the Hunger
  4. You + Me (let’s do it like they do)
  5. A soul fractured to the bone (searching for someone who can make you whole)
  6. The Love of His Brother
  7. Rapture, sweet rapture (won’t you put your hands on me)

6 threesomes, moresomes, orgies fics:

  1. Mating Practices of the Beacon Hills Pack
  2. Two Against One
  3. Own Me
  4. A Lame Pun About Cats
  5. Too Much, Not Enough
  6. Likes, Dislikes, and Necessities

5 Lesbian!sterek/girl!stiles fics:

  1. Knot human
  2. Humans Are So Strange About Blood
  3. Break Me In
  4. You’re All I Taste
  5. My honest reaction (i can’t stop this attraction)

4 mpreg fics:

  1. Knocked up and Alpha
  2. You Have To Feel Alive
  3. The Well of Living Waters
  4. Grace

3 somnophilia fics:

  1. Lullaby
  2. Dream a Little Dream
  3. Sunday Mornings

2 Lactation kink fics: (no mpreg)

  1. #omegaproblems
  2. Make something good

1 chubby!kink fic:

  1. A Study in (Chubby) Kink

0030715:

"Stiles, go seek out the Hale Bureau. They will help you."

After helping a wolf, Stiles finds himself involuntarily engaged to a princess in a magical world of werewolves.

..also known as that Sterek The Cat Returns AU. Or in this case, Wolf.

I just wanted to draw wolf!Derek and fox!Stiles tbh, but then I rewatched the movie and instantly thought “Hey, I want a The Cat Returns Sterek AU because I love this movie.”

So I did some screenshot redraws. Because I can.

NO ONE IS DEAD OR EVIL IN THIS AU as for characters I guess Stiles as Haru, Derek as Baron, Scott as Yuki, and Allison as Prince Lune I GUESS also we need Muta. Hm. Peter? That means Toto could be Laura idek I just want someone to write this or something please

Sterek AU: The first night Derek sleeps over, it’s not about sex. 

Derek settles onto the bed beside Stiles, both so worn out and exhausted from hours of research on the latest happening that’s been lurking around Derek’s home. The mattress dips slightly, and Stiles tears his eyes away from the patches on the ceiling, turns on his side and tucks a hand beneath his cheek as he watches the way Derek shifts in close to fit in the small space.

"I should go." Derek says quietly, his gaze meeting Stiles’. He bends his legs at the knees, the fabric of his jeans pressing against Stiles’ own knees through the thin material of his sweatpants. "I should," he says, but doesn’t finish, face so near as they share the slightly lumpy and too flat pillow. Stiles has two others; they don’t need to share just one.

"Stay." Stiles catches Derek’s wrist, the one that’s lying by his face on the mattress between them. He curls his fingers loosely around the thick bone, just in case this is something that Derek doesn’t want, could pull away easily from the gentle cage of Stiles’ hand. ”It’s late,” Stiles says, eyes lowering. He doesn’t want to let go of Derek now. Not ever.

"You have school tomorrow."

Stiles lifts his gaze to Derek’s, hates the way Derek’s face is shuttered with guilt and Stiles thinks that he probably smells a little of sadness, if Stiles could do that, pick up Derek’s emotions through waves of scent. 

"Why does it matter that I’m seventeen?"

Derek swallows at that, the hard lines of his body going tense.

Stiles shakes his head, rubs soft little circles over the beating pulse at Derek’s wrist with his thumb.

"Never mind," he whispers. "Just stay. Please— you don’t need to drive back. It’s late.”

Stiles can feel Derek’s heartbeat beneath his fingers, the steady mantra of thud thud thud, until Stiles begins to wonder if that’s his own rhythm echoing in his chest.

Derek nods, finally, mouth a solemn line.

Stiles learns that Derek has thin spiky eyelashes, learns the way they cast dark smudges beneath Derek’s eyes when he sleeps, the way Derek’s mouth falls slack and how the line between his brow smoothens out. 

Stiles likes the soft pressure of Derek’s weight beside him, the warmth of Derek’s hand on his elbow.

It’s not morning when Stiles awakens. The room is cast in shades of blue, shadows settling in the corners, a long slant of Derek’s profile arching across the carpet from where Derek is sitting at the edge of the bed. The points of his elbows dig into his knees, his right hand drawn up in a loose fist by his chin as he frowns down at his shadow as if he could make it disappear by force of will. 

Stiles places a tentative hand on the bed, palm flat.

"I’m not any good, Stiles.” Derek’s voice like grit between his teeth, thick and hoarse in the quiet.

Stiles slowly pushes himself up, draws his knees in close.

"No," he murmurs.

Derek squeezes his eyes shut, those pretty eyelashes like dark spokes against his skin, washed out pale from the streetlight outside.

I’m not.” Stiles says, and Derek’s face snaps up to look at him, eyes open and wide and so painfully broken. “And yet, I still want any part of you that you’ll give me.”

(Source: mydearsourwolf)

(Source: modernmagdalene)

Saturday, April 19, 2014

"My women of Paris, seek your own enlightenment! God gave you life, not man. It is your Christian duty to live this life to its fullest."  (The Musketeers 01x07)

(Source: quenttynmartell)

saucefactory:

JUST IMAGINE DEREK AS A SNOBBY WINE-TASTER WHO OUTSASSES EVERYONE AND EXPRESSES HIS OPINIONS VIA HIS UBER-ELOQUENT EYEBROWS, WHILE STILES IS THIS SALT-OF-THE-EARTH, STRAIGHTFORWARD ORGANIC FARMER WHO THINKS PEOPLE LIKE DEREK ARE FULL OF SHIT

SEE, DEREK COMES FROM THIS ARISTOCRATIC FAMILY OF WINEMAKERS WHO OWN A MASSIVE, INTERNATIONALLY-RENOWNED VINEYARD, THE HALE VINEYARD, AND WHEN DEREK’S OLDER SISTER AND LAST REMAINING HEIR (OTHER THAN DEREK) PASSES AWAY, DEREK RETURNS TO HIS FAMILY’S LAND TO RUN THE VINEYARD HIMSELF, TAKING HIS FAME AS A GIFTED WINE-TASTER WITH HIM AND USING HIS KNOWLEDGE TO BETTER ADVERTISE HIS WINES

AND HE DOES WELL - VERY WELL - AND GETS INVITED TO ALL THESE GALAS HELD BY THE RICH AND FAMOUS ACROSS THE COUNTRY, TO WHICH HE FLIES IN HIS PRIVATE JET AND THEN SWANS AROUND IN FLAWLESS TAILORED SUITS ON MARBLE FLOORS LIT WITH CHANDELIERS, SEDUCING WINE-JUNKIES LEFT AND RIGHT, AND EVEN GOING SO FAR AS TO APPEAR IN TABLOID MAGAZINES WITH HIS ARM AROUND SOME PRETTY STARLET’S WAIST OR HIS LIPS PRESSED TO THE TEMPLE OF AN EMMY-NOMINATED MUSICIAN

FEW PEOPLE KNOW THAT DEREK’S DOING IT AS A MARKETING STRATEGY, DEVELOPING A BAD-BOY NOTORIETY TO GO WITH HIS SLICK, WEALTHY IMAGE, WHILE STILL MAINTAINING A KIND OF ATTRACTIVELY HOSTILE MYSTERY BY FROWNING DRAMATICALLY WHENEVER JOURNALISTS ASK HIM PERSONAL QUESTIONS AND GAZING TORMENTEDLY INTO THE DISTANCE

BASICALLY, DEREK ISN’T JUST AN ELITIST BASTARD, HE’S A RUTHLESS ELITIST BASTARD, ALTHOUGH THE PAIN HE TAKES TO FLAUNTING IN FRONT OF THE CAMERAS IS REAL AND IS ROOTED IN HIS LOSS OF HIS FAMILY

BUT HE’S RUNNING AWAY FROM THAT LOSS, BURYING IT IN WINE AND WOMEN, MONEY AND FAME, BECAUSE THE TRUTH IS THAT HE CAN’T STAND TO BE HIMSELF, SOMETIMES, CAN’T STAND TO LOOK AT HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR, BUT HEY, HIS VINEYARD’S SALES ARE RISING BECAUSE OF HIM, SO THAT’S ALL RIGHT, ISN’T IT?

THAT’S CAPITALIST, THAT’S PROFITABLE, THAT’S AMERICAN

EVEN IF HIS PARENTS WOULDN’T BE PROUD OF THE WAY HE’S DOING THINGS, EVEN IF ALL THEY’D EVER WANTED WAS TO MAKE GOOD WINE AND ENJOY A QUIET LIFE TOGETHER, A LIFE DEREK CAN’T HOPE TO ENJOY WITH ANYONE, BECAUSE WHO WOULD TRULY LOVE DEREK? WHO WOULD BE ABLE TO SEE STRAIGHT THROUGH DEREK’S BULLSHIT TO WHO DEREK REALLY IS, AND CALL HIM ON SAID BULLSHIT WHILE LIKING WHO HE REALLY IS?

AND THAT’S WHEN STILES STILINSKI (UNKNOWINGLY) STEPS UP TO THE PLATE

STILES IS THE AFOREMENTIONED STUBBORNLY GENUINE ORGANIC FARMER WHO IS ENVIRONMENTALLY CONSCIOUS AND DEVOTED TO SUSTAINABLE FARMING, AND STILES’S FARM IS RIGHT NEXT TO DEREK’S VINEYARD, BECAUSE STILES HAS INHERITED HIS FARM FROM HIS DAD JUST LIKE DEREK’S INHERITED HIS VINEYARD FROM HIS FAMILY

AND HE AND DEREK KEEP RUNNING INTO EACH OTHER BECAUSE OF THEIR PROXIMITY, AND EACH TIME DEREK MANAGES TO SAY SOMETHING TO PISS STILES OFF AND STILES MANAGES TO SNARK BACK WITH A SORT OF DEVASTATING ACCURACY THAT NEVER FAILS TO THROW DEREK (MOMENTARILY) OFF HIS GAME

BUT THEN SOMETHING CHANGES, AND IT CHANGES WHEN DISASTER STRIKES THE HALE VINEYARD

IN HIS NEVER-ENDING SEARCH FOR MORE PROFITS AND MORE PRODUCTIVITY, DEREK USES A CONTROVERSIAL NEW PESTICIDE THAT’S JUST APPEARED ON THE MARKET ON HIS PLANTS, BUT THE RESULTS ARE HORRIFYING

NEARLY IRREVOCABLE DAMAGE IS DONE NOT ONLY TO THE VINES BUT TO THE LAND, AND DEREK IS LEFT FACING NOT ONLY THE LOSS OF AN ENTIRE HARVEST AND IMMINENT FINANCIAL DISASTER, BUT THE RUINATION OF EVERYTHING HIS FAMILY HAS BUILT FOR GENERATIONS

JUST LIKE THAT, DEREK GOES FROM BEING POPULAR TO BEING A PARIAH, TO BEING A GUY THAT COULDN’T EVEN RUN HIS OWN VINEYARD, A WINE-TASTER THAT APPARENTLY KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT WINE

JUST LIKE THAT, DEREK GOES FROM BEING ABLE TO AFFORD A PRIVATE JET TO SELLING SAID PRIVATE JET, WHILE ALSO SELLING HEIRLOOMS IT BREAKS HIS HEART TO SELL

BUT HE HAS TO KEEP THE VINEYARD GOING, HAS TO SURVIVE THIS, SOMEHOW, ANYHOW, JUST LONG ENOUGH FOR THE LAND TO HEAL, FOR THE BURNT VINES TO GROW BACK

DEREK DOESN’T EXPECT HELP FROM ANYONE, BECAUSE WHY SHOULD ANYONE HELP HIM? HE HAS NO TRUE FRIENDS, NOBODY AT ALL, CERTAINLY NONE OF THOSE RICH PHONIES WHO’D ONLY WANTED TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED WITH HIM WHEN HE WAS SUCCESSFUL

SO DEREK IS SHOCKED WHEN, ONE EVENING, THERE’S A KNOCK ON HIS DOOR, AND HE OPENS IT TO FIND STILES STILINSKI STANDING THERE, LOOKING EXCEEDINGLY UNCOMFORTABLE IN HIS MUDDY BOOTS AND STAINED OVERALLS AND TILTED FARMER’S HAT

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One son who wanted the D too much, another who will not take it. Odin observing the incest in his house at some point probably (via lokis-gspot)
Friday, April 18, 2014

thebloggerknownasgeeknip:

sinterwoldiers:

Tony being a dork and entering every room just before Bucky does so he can loudly announce that winter is coming

He is a Stark, after all.

snapchatting:

girl are you from Hawaii? because your license plate says Hawaii on it also how did you drive across the ocean