Saturday, August 23, 2014

hausofodin said: i thought thor's version of the ice bucket challenge is when loki comes on his face

thisdorkyblogthing:

now I’m never gonna get the image of loki shooting little ice chunks from his dick out of my head GREAT

Anonymous said: Loki's theme song should be "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC because Thor's thunder has certainly struck him

lokis-g-spot:

In the prostate. Hard on that mattress

i-alwayslikedstrangecharacters:

69 days till Halloween

i-alwayslikedstrangecharacters:

69 days till Halloween

Friday, August 22, 2014

vintagegal:

Victorian costumes c. 1880’s

(Source: sabacc)


In truth, I am neither Asgardian nor son of Jotunheim.I’m Loki only and I’m alone.

In truth, I am neither Asgardian nor son of Jotunheim.
I’m Loki only and I’m alone.

(Source: tomfighter)

luxnowell said: 5

kimmi-watch:

A headcanon for your favourite OTP?

Stiles is a really bad offender of leaving the bathroom sink dirty after shaving.

Every morning, Derek goes in to use their bathroom and there’s all this mess of shaved hair in the sink. It’s really gross because sometimes he’s still half asleep and he’s in the middle of brushing his teeth, bent over the basin, and when he opens his eyes he’s met with all that grossness. It bugs him and he keeps nagging at Stiles to ‘rinse out the damn sink after you shave, what are you, an animal?’. 

Stiles always has the comeback that if Derek shaved anywhere near as much as Stiles has to, seeing as though he can’t go around with the artfully crafted rugged stubble look that Derek has perfected over the years, that he’d do the exact same thing. And so starts the bet that Derek will spend five months clean shaven to prove his point.

Derek is smug the whole five months, because the sink is immaculately clean after he shaves because he wasn’t raised by wolves. Like some people he knows. 

Thursday, August 21, 2014

kickingshoes:

First illustration for kedreeva, winner of our Sterek Campaign slots! She requested Stiles as a runemage, with Derek in his wolf form and a ethereal wolf familiar at his sides.

elisera:


Dylan O’Brien for Teen Vogue (September 2014)

[here, have some ranch owner!derek and cowboy!stiles.]
Derek’s stepping out onto the porch with their coffee cups just as Stiles exits the barn, a half-asleep looking Barney ambling after him, the horse’s head hanging low. It’s only September but the air has a bite to it already and a shiver works its way through Derek despite his sweater; five months in, and he’s still more used to California than Wyoming. Setting Stiles’ cup down on the porch railing, Derek shoves his free hand into his pocket and takes a sip from his own cup to warm up. 
"Morning," Stiles says, winding the reins around the railing twice before picking up his cup, and Derek grunts in acknowledgement, keeps his eyes away from Stiles. Watching Blue do his routine morning sniff around the outdoor buildings feels a lot safer right now than meeting Stiles’ eyes.
Twenty minutes ago he woke up still remembering Stiles’ touch, his body feeling sore and used in the best way. But he was alone, the other side of the bed already gone cold. When Stiles had kissed him last night, things had felt easy, the mess of feelings Derek’s carried or weeks finally smoothing out. But now he’s not so sure anymore. They didn’t really talk, didn’t make any promises, and Derek doesn’t know what’s going to happen now. If it was just a one time thing for Stiles. At least it looks like they’re both committed to following the routine they’ve carved out since Derek took over the ranch, and maybe that’s enough, for now. The ranch has been more of an hobby than a business for decades now, but there are still enough animals around that Derek would be fucked if Stiles decided to just give his notice and move on. Derek tries, but Stiles is the expert here. 
“I uh, I need to go check the fence back out on the west pasture, look in on the cows there, too,” Stiles says and Derek glances at him, catches Stiles running a hand through his hair. It looks like he skipped the comb again this morning, and Derek’s eyes catch on the hickey high on Stiles’ throat for a long second before he ducks his head.
“You packed lunch?” he asked. It’s over two hours to that part of the property by horse, and Stiles picked the perfect job for today if he wants some times away from Derek. 
“Yeah,” Stiles says and empties his cup in one go. “But don’t worry, I’ll be back before dinner, feed the horses.”
“Okay,” Derek says, watching Stiles’ hands as he sets the cup down and loosens the reins. Stiles goes to check the cinch before swinging himself onto the horse’s back with a practiced ease that Derek still lacks. When Derek got the news that Herbert, a cousin twice removed, had left him his ranch, Derek hadn’t expected it to come with quite so much emotional upheaval. But he hadn’t accounted for Stiles.
“And uh,” Stiles says, bracing a forearm on the saddle horn and leaning forwards, “maybe we could talk? When I get back?”
Derek studies him for a moment. “If you want to.”
“Alternatively, we could just go to bed again and I could show you,” Stiles says, grinning, and Derek’s stomach swoops, his mouth pulling down as he tries to keep his answering smile in. “I don’t know if you noticed, but I like you a hell of a lot. And, um, we’ve been living out here alone for all this time without killing each other, so I think we’ve got a chance at least at making this work.”
“That,” Derek says and clears his throat. “You just want to sleep in a warm bed when the snow comes.”
Stiles urges Barney closer to the porch, ducks down until he can brush his mouth over Derek’s. “You’re plenty hot, dude, but your cooking skills are more important to me.”
“Oh, fuck off,” Derek says, rolling his eyes. Stiles laughs and turns Barney towards the gate, nudges him into a trot.
“Tonight,” Stiles calls back over his shoulder, “talking, then making out with an option for more, deal?”
“Deal,” Derek says, and Stiles whistles for Blue a second later, the dog barking up a storm as he races after Stiles, and Derek cradles his cup in both hands, watches them go.

elisera:

Dylan O’Brien for Teen Vogue (September 2014)

[here, have some ranch owner!derek and cowboy!stiles.]

Derek’s stepping out onto the porch with their coffee cups just as Stiles exits the barn, a half-asleep looking Barney ambling after him, the horse’s head hanging low. It’s only September but the air has a bite to it already and a shiver works its way through Derek despite his sweater; five months in, and he’s still more used to California than Wyoming. Setting Stiles’ cup down on the porch railing, Derek shoves his free hand into his pocket and takes a sip from his own cup to warm up.

"Morning," Stiles says, winding the reins around the railing twice before picking up his cup, and Derek grunts in acknowledgement, keeps his eyes away from Stiles. Watching Blue do his routine morning sniff around the outdoor buildings feels a lot safer right now than meeting Stiles’ eyes.

Twenty minutes ago he woke up still remembering Stiles’ touch, his body feeling sore and used in the best way. But he was alone, the other side of the bed already gone cold. When Stiles had kissed him last night, things had felt easy, the mess of feelings Derek’s carried or weeks finally smoothing out. But now he’s not so sure anymore. They didn’t really talk, didn’t make any promises, and Derek doesn’t know what’s going to happen now. If it was just a one time thing for Stiles. At least it looks like they’re both committed to following the routine they’ve carved out since Derek took over the ranch, and maybe that’s enough, for now. The ranch has been more of an hobby than a business for decades now, but there are still enough animals around that Derek would be fucked if Stiles decided to just give his notice and move on. Derek tries, but Stiles is the expert here.

“I uh, I need to go check the fence back out on the west pasture, look in on the cows there, too,” Stiles says and Derek glances at him, catches Stiles running a hand through his hair. It looks like he skipped the comb again this morning, and Derek’s eyes catch on the hickey high on Stiles’ throat for a long second before he ducks his head.

“You packed lunch?” he asked. It’s over two hours to that part of the property by horse, and Stiles picked the perfect job for today if he wants some times away from Derek.

“Yeah,” Stiles says and empties his cup in one go. “But don’t worry, I’ll be back before dinner, feed the horses.”

“Okay,” Derek says, watching Stiles’ hands as he sets the cup down and loosens the reins. Stiles goes to check the cinch before swinging himself onto the horse’s back with a practiced ease that Derek still lacks. When Derek got the news that Herbert, a cousin twice removed, had left him his ranch, Derek hadn’t expected it to come with quite so much emotional upheaval. But he hadn’t accounted for Stiles.

“And uh,” Stiles says, bracing a forearm on the saddle horn and leaning forwards, “maybe we could talk? When I get back?”

Derek studies him for a moment. “If you want to.”

“Alternatively, we could just go to bed again and I could show you,” Stiles says, grinning, and Derek’s stomach swoops, his mouth pulling down as he tries to keep his answering smile in. “I don’t know if you noticed, but I like you a hell of a lot. And, um, we’ve been living out here alone for all this time without killing each other, so I think we’ve got a chance at least at making this work.”

“That,” Derek says and clears his throat. “You just want to sleep in a warm bed when the snow comes.”

Stiles urges Barney closer to the porch, ducks down until he can brush his mouth over Derek’s. “You’re plenty hot, dude, but your cooking skills are more important to me.”

“Oh, fuck off,” Derek says, rolling his eyes. Stiles laughs and turns Barney towards the gate, nudges him into a trot.

“Tonight,” Stiles calls back over his shoulder, “talking, then making out with an option for more, deal?”

“Deal,” Derek says, and Stiles whistles for Blue a second later, the dog barking up a storm as he races after Stiles, and Derek cradles his cup in both hands, watches them go.

(Source: holland-roden)

Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. George Carlin (via feellng)

eleveninches:

febricant:

mishasminions:

SEBASTIAN STAN KISSING BOYS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS

THIS IS A VITALLY IMPORTANT POST

kissing boys and crying basically sums up bazzy stan’s career.

queer-multifandom-antichrist:

belatedmedia:

I shouldn’t have laughed.I SHOULDN’T HAVE LAUGHED!

OH MY FUCKING GOD

queer-multifandom-antichrist:

belatedmedia:

I shouldn’t have laughed.
I SHOULDN’T HAVE LAUGHED!

OH MY FUCKING GOD

(Source: blazepress)

…most of all, I’d like to have all the time there is just for you, for thinking about you, for breathing in you.

— Franz Kafka, Letters to Milena

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